Brittney Skye's UFC 96 Picks!

I'M READY TO COLLECT AFTER KEITH KICKS SOME ASS!!!

-Quinton Jackson vs. Keith Jardine (Light-Heavyweight Bout)

JARDINE IS GONNA FUCK SHIT UP WITH MEAN LEG KICKS...AND YES, I'M GONNA PUT MONEY WHERE MY MOUTH IS... I HOPE THE ODDS ARE GONNA BE GOOD! I'M READY TO COLLECT AFTER KEITH KICKS SOME ASS!!!

-Shane Carwin vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (Heavyweight Bout)

GONZAGA...HE'S JUST A BAD-ASS!

-Matt Brown vs. Pete Sell (Welterweight Bout)

SELL... I'M NOT A BIG BROWN FAN AT ALL.

-Matt Hamill vs. Mark Muñoz (Light-Heavyweight Bout)

MATT CAUSE I THINK HE'S BEEN ROBBED IN THE PAST AND NOW IT'S HIS TURN TO SHINE IN FRONT OF HIS HOME CROWD.

-Gray Maynard vs. Jim Miller (Lightweight Bout)

GRAY, DUH? LOL

-Tamdan McCrory vs. Ryan Madigan (Welterweight Bout)

PUT ME DOWN FOR RYAN CAUSE HE HAS THE SAME NAME AS MY FAVORITE FUCKER!

-Kendall Grove vs. Jason Day (Middleweight Bout)

KENDALL CAUSE HE'S FAST AND READY FOR TONIGHT...FOR ME, IT'S A NO BRAINER!

-Tim Boetsch vs. Jason Brilz (Light-Heavyweight Bout)

TIM IS GONNA BEAT THE FIREMAN!

-Brandon Vera vs. Mike Patt (Light-Heavyweight Bout)

BRANDON VERA CAUSE HE'S A BAD ASS AND HE'S READY TO BOUNCE BACK!

-Aaron Riley vs. Shane Nelson (Lightweight Bout)

AARON CAUSE HE'S BEEN AROUND FOREVER!