-Quinton Jackson vs. Keith Jardine (Light-Heavyweight Bout)
JARDINE IS GONNA FUCK SHIT UP WITH MEAN LEG KICKS...AND YES, I'M GONNA PUT MONEY WHERE MY MOUTH IS... I HOPE THE ODDS ARE GONNA BE GOOD! I'M READY TO COLLECT AFTER KEITH KICKS SOME ASS!!!
-Shane Carwin vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (Heavyweight Bout)
GONZAGA...HE'S JUST A BAD-ASS!
-Matt Brown vs. Pete Sell (Welterweight Bout)
SELL... I'M NOT A BIG BROWN FAN AT ALL.
-Matt Hamill vs. Mark Muņoz (Light-Heavyweight Bout)
MATT CAUSE I THINK HE'S BEEN ROBBED IN THE PAST AND NOW IT'S HIS TURN TO SHINE IN FRONT OF HIS HOME CROWD.
-Gray Maynard vs. Jim Miller (Lightweight Bout)
GRAY, DUH? LOL
-Tamdan McCrory vs. Ryan Madigan (Welterweight Bout)
PUT ME DOWN FOR RYAN CAUSE HE HAS THE SAME NAME AS MY FAVORITE FUCKER!
-Kendall Grove vs. Jason Day (Middleweight Bout)
KENDALL CAUSE HE'S FAST AND READY FOR TONIGHT...FOR ME, IT'S A NO BRAINER!
-Tim Boetsch vs. Jason Brilz (Light-Heavyweight Bout)
TIM IS GONNA BEAT THE FIREMAN!
-Brandon Vera vs. Mike Patt (Light-Heavyweight Bout)
BRANDON VERA CAUSE HE'S A BAD ASS AND HE'S READY TO BOUNCE BACK!
