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A love story for Golfers.

    Thu, 2011-02-24 11:15 — Scotty

    An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across
    >the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be
    >married 50 years, and there's something I have to know.In all of these 50 years,
    >have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
    >
    >Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you..Yes, I've been
    >unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good
    >reason.
    >
    >Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never
    >suspected.Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"
    >
    >Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were
    >about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.Do you
    >remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified
    >you that the loan would be extended?"
    >
    >Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for
    >that..You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
    >
    >Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the
    >money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?Well, I went to see your doctor
    >one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
    >
    >"I recall that," said Henry."And you did it to save my life, so of course I can
    >forgive you for that.Now tell me about the third time."
    >
    >"All right," Martha said."So do you remember when you ran for president of your
    >golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"
    >

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