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Red Head

    Wed, 2011-03-02 00:29 — Scotty

    A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and  there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next  table.  He had been checking her out since  he sat down, but lacked the nerve to speak to  her.

    Suddenly  she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out  of its socket toward the man. He reflexively  reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and  handed it back. 'Oh  my, I am so sorry,' the woman said as she popped  her eye back in place...   'Let  me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she  said. They  enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and  afterward went to the theatre and later had  drinks.  They talked, they laughed, she  shared her deepest dreams and he shared  his.  She listened.   After  paying for everything, she asked him if he would  like to come to her place for a nightcap and  stay for breakfast.  They had a wonderful,  wonderful time. The  next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all  the trimmings.  The guy was amazed.   Everything had been SO incredible!  'You  know,' he said, 'you are the perfect  woman.  Do you treat every guy you meet  this way?' 'No,'  she replied...

     

     

     

     

     

    'You  just happened to catch my eye...'           

     

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    KibunInc's picture

    Damn I am still saying why

    Damn I am still saying why did I read that. LOL

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