You are here: Home / Forums / OTM Forums / Off The Mat / YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

Off The Mat

Post New Forum Topic | Refresh

Who's Online

Benjamin Bieker
edwardk
vwmcvey
zachery.blackburn
brucutu
daveywd77
There are currently 6 users and 40 guests online.

Who's New

Mercenary92
TheRockBJJ
Scottgillis1118
Adam Carter
Daviidp10
ramvjr
angela.sauermann.ca
thelastelementsem
Ruscio
johnt13
JayPagesJJCTA
piousjr@hotmail.com
Turtlejitzu
jonno.nickson
sethwilliambrown
mquintanilla1
michelleciociola
rubentodd
thheffelfinger
Relentlessmaa
view counter

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

    Mon, 2010-06-14 19:30 — Scotty

    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    11. Your cousin is president of the United States   
     

    LOL From  that great American philosopher,
    Jeff Foxworthy.
     

    Tagged: Off The Mat

    KibunInc's picture

    Hey I agree with #9 does that

    Hey I agree with #9 does that mean I may be a taliban person???

    Your rating: None
    Scotty's picture

     No not at all, just means

     No not at all, just means your aiming low. 

    Your rating: None
    view counter