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Forum Members Discount for the Holidays! Today ONLY!

    Wed, 2006-12-20 09:39 — Scotty

    To add to the holiday chear around here I'd like to offer some one day only discounts!

    Take 10% off on any gis we sell including LUCKY GIS!!

    Just use this Coupon Code at the check out - LGK10

    And take 18.63% off all DVDs!!

    Just use this Coupon Code at the check out - DVD0620A

    THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR YEARS OF SUPPORT! 2007 Makes for 10 Years of OTM!

    Oh, and lets all try to give peace a chance around here!

    luv

    OTM

    ‹ gotta split My OTM shirt got props @ the airport :) ›

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    Wed, 2006-12-20 14:35 — Anonymous
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    Oh sweeeeet!! Im gonna go check my paypal account..... :cool:

    Happy 10th OTM!!!! Congrats!

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 20:16 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    congradulations to otm for 10 years. keep on keepin' on!!!!

    underdog? paypal account? what is this?

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 20:22 — Anonymous
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    http://www.paypal.com/

    its an online money tranfer company, just about everyplace you can buy something online accecpts paypal. including OTM

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 20:34 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    thanks to underdog for the info. this will be useful.

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 20:36 — Anonymous
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    no prob! :cool:

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 20:51 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    of course, had lorenzodamarith been home recently, this sale would have been a good one. missed the boat on this one big time.

    literally a day late and a dollar short. how often does that actually happen?

    wow.

    thanks

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 20:53 — Anonymous
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    umm, right now and right here with me......i need to put a few things up on ebay to get my new gi......

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 20:58 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    ebay? really? can it be? please say you are selling that collectible vinnybarbarino doll!!!!!

    oh yeah..... (in that isaachayes kind of voice).....

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 20:59 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    oh yeah, that may have been a teeny italian reference.....

    hahahahahahaha!!!

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:01 — Anonymous
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    haha, you know what they say, the cliff must crumble away before it collapses. :rolleyes:

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:05 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    have never heard that before. what does it mean?

    thought in point of fact, a cliff would look rather strange if it crumbled after collapsing wouldn't it?

    where does the reference come from?

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:08 — Anonymous
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    I have no idea, i just made it up......makes perfect sence thuo.....every pebble must fall into the sea for the cliff to collapses. :-)~

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:15 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    underdog is a sage....

    to get to the top of the mountain, one must consider the flight of the eagle.... only when the coffee is good to the last drop will you achieve enlightenment......

    good, huh?

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:18 — Anonymous
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    Coffee, mmm thats the only thing im a sucker for, thank god its allowed in the GD, french vanilla w/ french vanilla cream......yep yep

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:31 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    AT LAST!!!!!! the way to defeat underdog in battle has been revealed!!!!!

    midway into the match, lorenzodamarith will look, point and exclaim, "hey look, they're building a starbucks in here!!!!"

    and then while underdog is distracted, lorenzodamarith will execute the "wayoutbacksideboneless" submission!!!

    yeah, that will do it!!!

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:33 — Anonymous
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    Do you know what "WaWa" is?????

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:42 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    like the sound of a lame joke or situation on an old black and white comedy show?

    then yes.

    oh.

    hahahahahahaha!!!!

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:45 — Anonymous
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    No, its the name of the most common conveiance store in NJ, they have the most pawnfull coffee in the world, rivaling even the great starbucks!

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 21:51 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    so noted. one more weapon in the vast arsenal of lorenzodamarith.....

    sounds like underdog is a genuine nescafe ninja.....

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 22:36 — Anonymous
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    oh nice, something I can add to my sponsor resuame(sp?).....

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 23:01 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    yes, whatever it takes to get the sponsors right? at some point, lorenzodamarith will also have to shamelessly pimp self out for some training money.... and why not? if you can't pimp yourself out? who can you pimp out?

    hahahahahaha!!!!

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 23:04 — Anonymous
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    That guy from "pimp my ride" on mtv...xibit

    lol

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 23:17 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    of course, yes. that is correct. you've officially been pimped.....

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 23:27 — Anonymous
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    hahahaha!

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 23:33 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    and in the immortal words of the great philosopher akon....

    "smack dat!!!!"

    hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 23:38 — Anonymous
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    all on the floor, gemme some more......

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 23:46 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    oh yeah......(isaachayes voice....)

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2006-12-25 23:48 — Anonymous
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    lol.....

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 00:00 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    you know underdog, gumby is gonna kill us when he finds out we made onthemat.com our personal playground.

    we should hide.

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 00:02 — Anonymous
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    i think we both are to blame.....but ill gladly point my finger at you!

    I really hope he doesnt delete the threads.....this was fun, i wanna share w/ everyone. lol

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 00:17 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    agreed. gumby please do not delete our very meaningful and lifechanging wisdom.........

    no animals were harmed in the making of all this spam.

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 00:18 — Anonymous
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    except possibly my dog......and lorenzo

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 00:26 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    well, yeah.... those two.... but noone else.....

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 00:38 — Anonymous
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    right....

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 00:48 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    yep yep.

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 00:50 — Anonymous
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    If i were a monky i'd fling shit at you, but right now i wanna beat the shit out of YOU, be thankfull there is a larg amount of space between us, be very thankfull.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 01:02 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    agreed. lorenzodamarith is thankful.

    'night underdog.

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 01:02 — Anonymous
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    Goodnight!

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 18:31 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    at this juncture, thought it might be worthwhile to find out if the dog survived our little avalanche of humor-type-product last night?

    or is it now a victim of the evil water.

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 21:21 — Anonymous
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    ah yea...hes fine, hes a truly evil dog thuo...he did procede to pee on my couch....

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 21:21 — Anonymous
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    i dont blame hime thuo...he had to reclaim his territory from gumby :cool:

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 21:25 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    well, it is clear that when gumby claimjumps others furniture, someone must pay the price.... in pee.

    you know, there is just no way to say that without sounding crazy.

    hee hee hee. pee. hahahahaha!!!!

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 21:48 — Anonymous
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    crazy ehh???

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 22:03 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    yep. just no way around it apparently...

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 22:07 — Anonymous
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    i'd say......

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 22:15 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    wonder if any asylums are hiring?

    hahahahahahaha!!!

    thanks.

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    Tue, 2006-12-26 22:30 — Anonymous
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    *cough* or takining in new patients *cough*

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    Wed, 2006-12-27 03:23 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    *cough* just a while *cough*....

    hahaha!!!

    thanks.

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    Wed, 2006-12-27 23:22 — Anonymous
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    *cough* *cough* is copyright © 2006 of underdog inc.

    Expressed permission is needed for the recopy or reprint of this article.

    Questions or comments, call

    1-800-547-7692-77

    (kiss-my-ass)

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    Thu, 2006-12-28 22:31 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    our underdog.... always the diplomat!!!

    thanks.

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