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Attn ALL Ladies: Scotty-OTM is a dirty, cheating playboy..don't let him fool you too!

    Wed, 2006-12-27 12:30 — catamount

    Scotty, I know you are on here loving that you have your very own "cougar hunting" forum! You think you are so slick, don't you? Well not anymore! I've caught up with you, where you brag about your conquests to your friends, and now I'm gonna expose you for who you really are!! I've hunted you down and I'm gonna show every innocent girl out there your dirty tales, your freaky tales, those naughty tales that you cherrish so well, and guess what.. if you don't like it you can go to hell!!!

    It all started out as a pretty slow night at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas, when me and my two BFF's headed over to the Shadow Bar. The place was packed, but we spotted you in the middle of a group of guys wearing a leopard skin fur coat, spiked blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, and this shit-eating grin, while it appeared you were telling jokes and doing magic tricks for 3-4 other guys that were with you, as well as two girls you appeared to have just met. For whatever reason, when one of my friends and I tried to make our way past you to order some drinks, you purposely bumped into me and started accusing me of grabbing your ass! As I looked at you confused, you then asked me if I wanted another shot at the title. Shocked at your boldness, I said only if you bought me a drink. You then proceeded to dismiss us like some holier than thou prick and left about 10 minutes later without saying anything more to us. However, one of my friends had struck up a conversation with a guy in your entourage and he had told her, you guys were headed over to Jet. I agreed to go, just to give you a piece of my mind! However, it was late and you had a booth with some UFC guys, so I toned down my intended bitch-stance and decided to give you another chance. That is when I saw a side to you that I thought was true, genuine, and real.....

    You told me you were an A & R for Capital, so I agreed to go back to your friend's place, which you were staying at, which was just off the Strip. As we got there, your boy hit the hay with one of my friends, as we headed upstairs to a loft in your friend's condo. That is when you drunkenly started whispering little kinky shit into my ear.. I believe the first thing you said was, "I'll make all of your fantasies come true." Cool I thought. So after I let you spear me on the dirty floor of this loft, you said, "You know what would be hot? If you gave me head and........ my friend fucks you in the ass." Whoa..dude chill, but as I was still horny I let it slide. Then you start going down on me and started licking lower..and lower..until you're full on munching my sphincter. **Girls, picture a finer version of that crazy dude from "Point Break" gobbling your ass like a starved beast given its first meal in weeks!**

    Now I was enjoying this presentation, until you done took it too far. You're eating my box and then you lick your finger and started to rub my butthole. I scooted away obviously indicating I wasn't down, and, as if you were insulted by this gesture, you rammed your finger hard up my ass..... with an instant reflex I smacked you, and in return you flung me across the bed we had moved to. That's when I in a crazed state of mind pounced on you trying to swing, scratch, and bite. You responded by throwomg me in some kind of armbar to try and tame the beast out of me, but I kept biting and tried to go for your nuts Krav Maga style, like in J.Lo. in the movie "Enough". So then you spin away and jump on my back, slightly applying what appeared to be some kind of sleeper hold, whispering shit in my ear that affirmed your dominance. When I calmed down, you slid your hand off my neck and started to rub my cooch. For consolation of the herendous insult of trying to grab your junk, I let you mercilessly fuck me in the ass, until you unloaded on my face. So we went from fucking to fighting...and then back to fucking within minutes....I think I love you!

    Love,
    Catalina Velasquez

    p.s. - I've registered you, Mr. Scott Nelson, at http://dontdatehimgirl.com so no other girls can have you or fall for your wiley ways! Once they realize what an animal you are, you will come crawling back to me like the dog you are!!!!

    misscatillac's picture

    hmmm..

    this scenario sounds all too familiar... was it actually catalina velasquez or miss cat??????

    :confused::confused::confused:

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    Amechi's picture

    hahhahahaaa

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    robknight's picture

    chick is twisted. well, as long as noone has suddenly ended up dead, it's all good. lol!!

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    dinocastle's picture

    robknight wrote:
    chick is twisted. well, as long as noone has suddenly ended up dead, it's all good. lol!!

    i agree with you there. now i'm kinda looking foreward to meeting the infamous scotty. lol!!

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    karnage's picture

    When I went to the OTM store on Aviation he was there, and I thought he seemed nice... I even gave him a mental +5 points for sharing my last name! But now I know the truth!

    p.s. This is by far the classiest forum I've ever been to in my life. Good work, gentlemen.

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    karnage wrote:
    When I went to the OTM store on Aviation he was there, and I thought he seemed nice... I even gave him a mental +5 points for sharing my last name! But now I know the truth!

    p.s. This is by far the classiest forum I've ever been to in my life. Good work, gentlemen.

    hello,

    so what is the name? or is it a secret? it is, isn't it. scotty will lose his super powers if you tell us, won't he?

    hahahahahahahahaha!!!

    thanks

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    hello,

    ah yes, the smell of flying pork buns fills the air...... hahahahahahahaa!!!!

    thanks.

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    silent assassin's picture

    Hahaha!!!

    I'm late on lookin at this post but this is some of the funniest sh*t I have ever read. GREAT stuff!!!

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    Marty Post's picture

    what a cry baby bitch u r. ur lucky i didn;t get a hold of u. scotty is a nice boy!

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    hello,

    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. get mad baby!!!!!!!! well, one thing is certain from that post.... for better or worse, scotty definitely made and impression!!!!!

    thanks.

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    hello,

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    if scotty were a super hero, he would be captainshameless!!!!!!

    scotty, that was awesome!!!!

    thanks.

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    lucifer_z28's picture

    that was the funniest shit ever takes my vote for p[ost of the year
    who wrote that

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    HPF's picture

    she had it coming

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    hello,

    it must be love american-me-style!!!!!

    thanks.

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    KibunInc's picture

    Hey did Scotty write this?

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    KibunInc's picture

    You are right. There are too many words spelled correctly to have been written by Scoty. :D

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    helo,

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!! poor skotee. its ok, just beecuz yoo mispel sum wurds, duzzint meen wee dont liyk yoo!!!

    hqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqqhq!!!!!

    thanx

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    hello,

    well? scotty? fess up......

    thanks.

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