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Offtopic fun jokes here :)

    Mon, 2007-02-05 03:53 — Anonymous

    :) some jokes for offtopic

    When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

    Q: Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
    A: He was all over the court.

    Q: What do you say when you see your T.V floating at night?
    A: Drop it niggar.

    Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
    A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

    Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
    A: Give it a nipple.

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    hello,

    greetings to mightymast. thanks for the humor. liked the bike one!

    thanks.

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