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used to think it was all under control!!!!

    Fri, 2007-02-16 23:34 — lorenzodamarith

    hello,

    ok, you know how you all know someone who has done something lame? well, just made the lame list. you might not even believe this!!! hahahaha!!!

    was going into the other room to get something and the door was shut.

    BAM!!! walked right into it. hand slipped off the handle while trying to open it.

    not convinced yet? HA! well, like a moron, shut the door on the way in, and when turning around to come back here, BAM!!!

    dammit!!! nailed twice by the same door in under a minute!!

    anyone else experience any similar cognitive dissonance recently?

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2007-02-19 13:03 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    hahahahahaha!!! noticed a view view but no responses. understandable. guess noone wants to admit to getting outsmarted by a door.

    just got ticked off when it happened. we all go through life believing we are at least of average human intelligence (which, in the animal kingdom, is pretty smart).

    then something like this happens that proves "you are not even as smart as a door".

    well, now we know. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    thanks.

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    Wed, 2007-04-18 02:42 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    you know, just took a peek at this thread to reaffirm faith in human brainpower. it is good to see all of you are smarter than doors!!!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    keep up the good work, gang! let the animal kingdom know that you non-door-runner-into-ers are at the top of the chain!!

    thanks.

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    Wed, 2007-04-18 02:46 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    and by the way, should any of you post a similar scenario here, we promise to keep the secret here and would NEEEEVER in a million years laugh out loud and then tell everyone we know.

    no. we are FAR to classy to blab and then post to poke fun.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    don't worry. your secrets will be safe with us....

    thanks.

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    Wed, 2007-04-18 06:56 — KibunInc
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    I would have posted sooner but I was just shaking my Noooo!!!

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    Wed, 2007-04-18 13:32 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    shake it like you own it!! and then post pics!

    hahahahahaha!!

    thanks

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