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Who had one of these?

    Wed, 2007-03-14 18:39 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    so.... who had a small asian man giving them gifts? oh yeah, we've all been there......

    hahahahahaha!!!

    thanks.

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    Sat, 2007-03-17 01:58 — mpeacock75
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    ROFL i got one as a gift one year..... it wasn't related to anything MA wise ... one of those gag-gifts ya get from one of your court jester buddies for christmas.....

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    Sat, 2007-03-17 11:31 — KibunInc
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    Poor Ralph Machio not only had to wash the car and paint the house but he also had to build it. Then his instuctor practices by himself and gives him a toy. By the way I have the sceret to the martial arts in my drawer and did not realize it. I wish I had students like that, I would live in a 10,000 square foot mansion. :D

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    Sat, 2007-04-07 00:33 — mpeacock75
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    KibunInc wrote:
    Poor Ralph Machio not only had to wash the car and paint the house but he also had to build it. Then his instuctor practices by himself and gives him a toy. By the way I have the sceret to the martial arts in my drawer and did not realize it. I wish I had students like that, I would live in a 10,000 square foot mansion. :D

    heh, if i were an instructor with students like that, i would probably have them working in a manufacturing plant making stuff by hand chops and wosha caah, danyason!

    hahaha sorry, couldn't resist the pun!

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    Sat, 2007-04-07 18:06 — lorenzodamarith
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    mpeacock75 wrote:
    heh, if i were an instructor with students like that, i would probably have them working in a manufacturing plant making stuff by hand chops and wosha caah, danyason!

    hahaha sorry, couldn't resist the pun!

    hello,

    the indonesians and malaysians already have this model down!!!

    hahahahahahaha!!!

    so, was mr.miyagi REALLY from okinawa? what do we REALLY know about him?

    hahahaha!!!

    thanks.

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    Sun, 2007-04-08 21:08 — mpeacock75
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    lorenzodamarith wrote:
    hello,

    the indonesians and malaysians already have this model down!!!

    hahahahahahaha!!!

    so, was mr.miyagi REALLY from okinawa? what do we REALLY know about him?

    hahahaha!!!

    thanks.

    lol the movie story line puts him in okinawa, but i have absolutely no clue where the real life actor: Pat Marita is from.....

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    Mon, 2007-04-09 00:10 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    hahahahahahaha!! the world may never know....

    thanks.

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    Mon, 2007-04-09 10:32 — KibunInc
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    He was from Japan. I say was since he died a couple of years ago.

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    Tue, 2007-04-10 00:08 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    RIP, mr.miyagi, you gift giving karate man!!!

    thanks.

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    Sat, 2007-04-07 01:32 — KibunInc
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    Yes we all can start up our own gyms and have students who work for us. Some can be mechanics and others carpenters.

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    Thu, 2007-04-05 14:00 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    first step for kibuninc is to develop a really thick accent, in order to sound more mystical and wise.

    second step, is to live in a crap hole sadly in need of repair so there will be plenty of tasks for the students to undertake. also, don't be afraid to wreck mroe stuff if things start getting to nice.

    third step, cruise highschool dances and football games and search for emotionally stunted and insecure young boys to..... mold into supermonkeykaratedeathmachines!!

    hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    thanks.

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    Fri, 2007-04-06 01:37 — KibunInc
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    Well I used to cruise high school dances looking for young women to mold but that only got me in trouble. :D Thank God I was younger when I did that.

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    Fri, 2007-04-06 10:54 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    hahahahahahahahahaha!!! used to? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhht!!!

    hahahahahahaha!!! yeah, we've all reformed...........

    thanks

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