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R.i.p.

    Tue, 2007-05-08 14:10 — HPF

    Please join in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
    out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
    The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still
    was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
    and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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    lorenzodamarith's picture

    hello,

    another missing post here. wow, happening alot lately. oh well.

    poor pillsbury doughboy. rip.

    those cougars, aunt jemima and mrs. butterworth will help ease the pain....

    oh yeah!!

    thanks.

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