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How Paris Hilton Can Survive the Slammer: A Special Report

    Fri, 2007-05-18 09:22 — Bevois

    Ever since Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45-days of hard time, the country, neigh, the world has has been wondering how The Simple Life star will survive past her first shower scene. Well, with the help of Hyla Matthews' Prison Tips, Paris Hilton might just make it out untouched, unscathed, unrehabilitated, and slightly hotter than before... is that even possible? We'll see...

    http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/05/16/how-paris-hilton-can-survive-the-slammer-a-special-report/

    lorenzodamarith's picture

    hello,

    are they making a reality show out of this?

    thanks.

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    KibunInc's picture

    Heck she has nothing to worry about in jail. If anything happened to her the guards wouild be in soooo much trouble. She will be kept isolated and probably serve less then a week. :cool:

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    HPF's picture

    lmao at the baby

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    KibunInc's picture

    Suburban Lynwood?????? HAHAHA at least she will get a taste of the ghetto. Most celebrities are housed in a special unit, along with former Officers and politicians. Although people keep saying she should be locked up I feel it is unfair.

    I go to court seceral times a week, I can't get a gang member to do 45 days in jail for some felonies and we are going to lock her up for a suspended license. I know there are millions of people in the LA area driving without licenses and none of them go to jail because the politicians are scared to make any stand against illegal immigration. :mad:

    Well at least we will be spending our money well putting her in jail instead of some gang member or other criminal. :mad:

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