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Fri, 2008-01-11 22:29 — GAZZY
YOU LURKERS!!!!:mad: STOP LURKING AND POST SUM FUNNY OR INTERESTING SHIT!! DAMMIT!!
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Shortly after, his nose started bleeding from my choke. lol ..... I asked her what video she rented to learn from and she said she rented a UFC video.
hahahahahahahahaha!!! a delayed reaction nosebleed.... WOW!! that's like a dim-mak death choke or something!!! that's awesome!
sounds like the grappling bug bit your friend HARD! cool. keep us updated on her progress. or even better, maybe you could persuade her to join the forum!
heeheeheehee... nosebleed..... heeheeheehee.....
"heeheeheehee... nosebleed..... heeheeheehee.....
ordinarily, nosebleeds aren't what you might call funny.
however, choking someone so hard they bleed AFTER the match....
ok so im at a rodrigo gracie seminar at gracie orlando. we are doing drills passing the open guard/ not letting the guy pass open guard. i ask rodrigo if i can go with him because i had never sparred with a blackbelt before. he says yes and we go. i try to pass his guard and get swept all kinds of stupid for 5 minutes. then we switch. he starts passing my guard passes a couple times then goes to my half guard. i locked his leg up pretty tight and he used the shoulder of justice in my neck. i was there for maybe 30 seconds when i started feeling like i was gonna black out so i let him go to pass. he passed and i sat up and kind of gagged. i looked at him, he looked at me and i just puked all over the place.....lol in front of everyone after i had asked to roll with the guy i freaking puke on him...
so embarrassing lololol.. so yeah thats my story for now.
Thats too funny! It reminds me of another funny story. About 4 years ago I put my son in Jiu-Jitsu and the 2nd day of class, the kids are all lined up sitting in rows and then all of a sudden I see my kid sitting in a pool of piss. Being 4 years old at the time he was definately potty trained so I asked him why he didnt just get up and go to the bathroom and he said because he was raising his hand but the teacher didnt answer him and he really had to go. That was not only embarressing for him but me too as all the parents are looking at me like what the hell isn't your kid too old to be doing that. lol
Speaking of kids classes, I'm teaching the kids class one day and I pair up the kids to practice a gaurd pass, one of the boys 5 yrs old says he doesn't want to work with his partner. Since they were the only match for size I talked him in to doing it anyway, big mistake. I help another pair, turn around just in time to see the kid take a full swing from the bottom and smack the other kid right in the mouth for no reason at all. I separate them and sat the kid on the wall, explained why we don't do that and he just says with total exasperation.... I caaaan't control myself. Future UFC canditate.
Oh and by the way, I just substitute teach when the real teachers are on vacation etc.
Ok, he passed the test! Send his sizes for shorts & tshirts! We gotta get him sponsored by Future Fighter and Lil Scrapper!
I know ima little late on here but I PEED MY PANTS TOO!!! In school i kept raising my hand and it was right after lunch but the teacher didnt answer me. So i tried to let just a little bit out and it all came FLOWING OUT!!! It was my first week at a new school in Texas when i just moved back from Iran. My parents were not even out of the country yet and i was living with my grand parents. It was the MOST embarrassing day of my life. I sat there till the end of the day. Then when everyone left i took of my pants. Hid the undies behind the book case and ran home.
My Grandmother figured it out. It was awefull.
That was more embarrassing then the last time it happened to you in a bar last week. Or what about the time you were drunk and was trying ot get it on with the grapple dummy? Or that time you were in jail...oh never mind about that one. :eek:
wow.. no wonder scotty has no control of his sphincters....
... she would stare at herself in the mirror and fix her gi so it would open to show her cleavage.
c'mon... not aweful!! that's so adoreable! :o especially in that picture of u when u were a blond haired blue eyed lil cutie ... the one you have on your messenger window, post it!
so awesome that you hid the undies behind the bookcase!! smart little guy huh? you were like "ehehee.. no one will find my peepee pants here!! eehhee!!" :D
no they found them. :(
it's the thought that counts.. :)
where's the pic?
boy wouldn't budge without his instructor's say so....
thats hard core, madame!!
maybe he should be more agressive next time and get allup in the teacher's face and be like "yo, miss teach, im bout to pee my pants!!!"
sheenalee, gazzy has a point. your son has our permission to show up in class wearing platform shoes, polyester bellbottoms, polyester shirt with butterfly collar, a cape, a fedora, pinky ring and a BIG platinum medallion.
tell your son we said "keep your pimp hand strong".
he sounds like a good boy. you should keep him! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
wow!! how...... pukey. guess rodrigogracie learned his lesson, neh? you showed him who's boss!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
kinda feel sorry for the next guy he rolled with. rodrigogracie likely knocked them all the way out to avoid a repeat episode.
i actually dont think much got on him, but it was a sight for sure.... i took a good amount of wisecracks lolol
we should give that choke/shoulder thing a name....
"the exorcist" sounds good. whatayathink?
Where did everyone go... http://www.sheenalee.com
This thread is useless without some Gazzy gonzo photos.
Gumby is the greatest! We wroked a cariety for underprividlegeged children.. We had a balst at that hockey game..
taht suonds gud. teh kidz porbably likde it!!
hahahahahahahahaha!! made somebody laugh... SCORE!!!!!
dude..i laugh at almost every post u make!
wow. gazzy... thank you.
She said laugh at not "With" LSD...Sorry :(
you are of course correct, kibuninc. oops.
still, find your laughter where you can, neh?
I like to make protein pancakes and protein cookies too.....lol
We wroked a cariety for underprividlegeged children.. We had a balst at that hockey game..
wow dude, is that some kinda foreign language? LOL
dam.. I think i understood what you said.. cool!
anyone else out therrrrrrr??
nobody here but us chickens..... hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I am back from the south and ready to post.
KibunInc, How have u been? Were u in the N.O.? If so, u should've let me know. I would've been happy to have u as a guest @ my place so that u could have atleast gotten in a little training while u were down. Next time.
Yes I was in N.O. and Picayune Miss. I go every 5 weeks or so. I wanted a place to train while in town so I will definetly get in touch with you. I almost went to a place in Slidell but the student at the gym had to bring his wife to the hospital as their baby was due that day.
kibuninc!! how was it? start a thread and let us know what unspeakable things you were up to!!
I ate alot of crawfish and shrimp po-boys. I lost 1 pound in weight and hurt my back. I ran with my dogs when I was not injured or on too many pain killers No wild stories as I am old and married. Sorry.
When I am down south I will be teaching JJ at a chuch in my spare time.
No wild stories as I am old and married. Sorry.
"ate a lot of crawfish" is a forgone conclusion, neh? hahahahaha!! never tried a shrimp po-boy before. sounds good!
sorry? for being old or being married? hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Who can recomend a few good ways to mix protein? I have been using skim milk, but its getting boring. What do you guys do to keep it interesting?
hey underdog. not really sure, as was never into drinking that kind of thing. did have a friend that did bodybuilding, though.
milk or water seems to be the main method of mixing. adding things like fruits appeared to add variety. he would also add a bit of yogurt or sour cream (only a little bit, otherwise it ended up as a smoothy). yeah, sour cream.... that seemed an odd choice, but he liked it.
hopefully this helps. good luck.
I try to stay away from the heavy dairy. I know someone who put cottage cheese in there protein. I dont care how much protein its got, cottage cheese is f'n nasty, and chances are I wont be mixing it with my drink lol.
Sour cream? Thats just seems.....odd.
I was thinking of getting a big bag of frozen mixed berries then just taking what I needed and throwing them in the chopper then tossing it in the shake and drinking it that way.
Has anyone mixed with any types of juices?
did you eat a lot of crawfish, shrimp, and oysters down da bayou? LOL
man, i need to get my butt back to training, i have been so lazay after the holidays!!:D
underdog, the protein thing, i think all u can really do is water or milk, n just add fruit or yogurt. i have just started back with myoplex, with the flavored box, they have like, mango, banana & stuff. try those?:)
Myoplex is a very good product.
You had me at "like, mango". lol
Were can you buy that? Price range?
u can buy @ vitaman shop. honestly i thought the mango was gonna taste good, but it wasnt that great. but what can u expect from powder.....! but, yeah, the mixing w frozen fruit tastes great, n blueberries 2 me is the best, all the berries, really. i think the box of like 24 was 40 something bucks. oh, n adding ice for some reason does make it taste better. :confused:
oh, n adding ice for some reason does make it taste better. :confused:
of course it does!! it's ice cream!!!! (isaachayes voice) ooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
I mix protein with oatmeal. I like the taste and it is healthy.
any particular flavor combinations that we should try?
I all taste the same to me. Info only I use Muscle milk as the powder. I use one scoop in a bowl with the oatmeal. I then add water and microwave for 1.5 minutes. Come to find out alot of people in Socal did this also. :confused: