Thats too funny! It reminds me of another funny story. About 4 years ago I put my son in Jiu-Jitsu and the 2nd day of class, the kids are all lined up sitting in rows and then all of a sudden I see my kid sitting in a pool of piss. Being 4 years old at the time he was definately potty trained so I asked him why he didnt just get up and go to the bathroom and he said because he was raising his hand but the teacher didnt answer him and he really had to go. That was not only embarressing for him but me too as all the parents are looking at me like what the hell isn't your kid too old to be doing that. lol

ok so im at a rodrigo gracie seminar at gracie orlando. we are doing drills passing the open guard/ not letting the guy pass open guard. i ask rodrigo if i can go with him because i had never sparred with a blackbelt before. he says yes and we go. i try to pass his guard and get swept all kinds of stupid for 5 minutes. then we switch. he starts passing my guard passes a couple times then goes to my half guard. i locked his leg up pretty tight and he used the shoulder of justice in my neck. i was there for maybe 30 seconds when i started feeling like i was gonna black out so i let him go to pass. he passed and i sat up and kind of gagged. i looked at him, he looked at me and i just puked all over the place.....lol in front of everyone after i had asked to roll with the guy i freaking puke on him...

dude..i laugh at almost every post u make!