hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! well, this one isn't exactly straight foreward.

obviously, georgestpierre would win the fight, due to his superior combative experience. still, those long legs of kermit are no joke, doing significant damage in the process.

what changes the dynamic of this fight is the presence of kermit's long time lover/dominatrix, miss piggy. she is a mighty warrior. she has laid out every opponent with a single blow.

while georgestpierre has excellent defensive skills, perhaps necessitating miss piggy striking several blows to finish him, he knows he would be beaten severely. in battle, few beings could match the fury of miss piggy.

georgestpierre would thus throw the fight with kermit (making it look good) in order to avoid wrath of miss piggy.

we will assume this is not a championship fight, and thus a 3 rounder.

georgestpierre would keep it on the feet, avoiding the clinch as much as possible, giving kermit a greater chance of landing some decent combinations. georgestpierre would play it conservative in the 1st giving kermit a clear lead. due to the power of frog legs, kermit would be found to have a VERY powerful "teep" or "push kick". after a couple of these sending georgestpierre flying, georgestpierre would change up the game in the 2nd.

the second would look much better for georgestpierre. there will be much more lateral movement and countering the teep. this round would go well for the canadian fighter. relying on the teep, kermit would be seen picking himself up several times. miss piggy (who would likely be cornering) would be hollering for kermit to "let his hands go". unfortunately, this would be a bit of a mistake due to the human's superior reach and upper body power.

fans would actually be thinking georgestpierre will win as the third begins. as the two fighters engage each other, the canadian will "accidentally" miss the teep defense a couple times in a row, taking significant blows to the ribs and possibly head as he crashes backward into the cage. "wobbly", the human will spend most of the round stalling and avoiding his "superior" opponent. toward the end of the fight, the human will shoot for a double leg takedown and and land in the guard. during a guard pass attempt, georgestpierre will accidentally leave one arm behind and fail to defend a triangle choke by kermit.

georgestpierre vs kermit kermit via triangle choke

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

thanks

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