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hi!! my face got smashed....hard

    Fri, 2008-01-25 14:17 — owl scowlz

    so im looking up at some hedges while walking around a house and i walked right into an overhanging storm shudder, BAM!!!!!! it feels really cool and i bled a little. I have two cuts on my face one on the bridge of my nose and one under my eye and surely i will be bruised :)

    the ppl next door heard me wallowing in pain and got a real kick out of it as i could hear them snickering on the other side of the hedge while i moaned at the swelling pain in my face, it probably sounded something like this..... BAM!!!! awwwwwww ouwwwwwwwwww omfg fuuckkkk FU fuuuck ssssss ahhhh sssssssss ahhhhhhh sssss ahhhhhhhhh!!!.... enjoy and maybe i'll get a pic to you guys but probably not unless this becomes a hot thread for some stupid reason.

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    Fri, 2008-01-25 15:28 — lorenzodamarith
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    owl scowlz;18255 wrote:
    stupid reason.

    hello,

    you had us at "stupid reason". did something similiar a while back. check out a thread entitled "used to think it was all under control".

    you are not alone.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    thanks

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    Fri, 2008-01-25 15:32 — owl scowlz
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    no stop....don't bring the pain.. i dont like it anymore

    lol thanks man i knew i wasn't alone here hahahaha ow owww still hurts :(

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    Fri, 2008-01-25 16:02 — lorenzodamarith
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    owl scowlz;18271 wrote:
    lol thanks man i knew i wasn't alone here hahahaha ow owww still hurts :(

    hello,

    no, definitely not alone in that. just look at lsd posts.....

    do you see someone who has NOT had head injuries?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    thanks

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    Fri, 2008-01-25 22:43 — tonynoriega
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    check this....

    took out the trash the other week....

    as i was coming back into the house, i decided to jump over a rock bed portion of my walkway and hop right over to the front door....

    forgot there was a f**king light fixture right above where i needed to jump, mounted to the front of the house....

    one of those rot iron encasements with the little glass plates surrounding the bulb....in a octagon shape no less...and i caught one of the corners of the fixture right in the smack dab middle of my cranius-maximus....

    split my wig like a hot knife through buttah.....about a 1" gash and cool looking blood trickle down my face...
    and a throbbing headache...

    went to look outside at what the hell i busted my head on, and the light fixture was rotated about 45 degrees....

    i felt like a true superhero.

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    Sat, 2008-01-26 04:08 — kaperisk
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    hahaha wait the owl skowlz hit his head on something? and made a durf out of himself?? no no couldnt be ;)

    this forum doesnt have the memory for me to type the retarded shit that happens to me daily.... my life is just one retarded move after another.

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    Sat, 2008-01-26 22:53 — KibunInc
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    Hey guys talk about doing something stupid. I responded to a robbery call the other night and shot the wrong guy. Thank God I carry a drop gun and a little extra cash to drop next to the guy. Boy!!!! I will think twice before doing something that stupid again. :o

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    Sun, 2008-01-27 15:11 — owl scowlz
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    KibunInc;18396 wrote:
    Hey guys talk about doing something stupid. I responded to a robbery call the other night and shot the wrong guy. Thank God I carry a drop gun and a little extra cash to drop next to the guy. Boy!!!! I will think twice before doing something that stupid again. :o

    :eek: ......................

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    Sat, 2008-01-26 23:40 — kebam
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    I was at work and we ran over a guy (I work for the railroad). I saw part of his upper torso and stepped around it but it was dark and while I was looking at that I tripped over one of his legs. Splat, landed right on top of the other one.

    Boy was my face red in more ways than one.

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    Sun, 2008-01-27 21:52 — KibunInc
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    kebam;18402 wrote:
    I was at work and we ran over a guy (I work for the railroad). I saw part of his upper torso and stepped around it but it was dark and while I was looking at that I tripped over one of his legs. Splat, landed right on top of the other one.

    Boy was my face red in more ways than one.

    Man I hate when that happens.:eek:

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    Mon, 2008-02-25 22:19 — lorenzodamarith
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    hello,

    ok, howz this for DUM!!

    spent about two and a half hours looking for a set of keys.....

    found 'em..... in the front pants pocket.....

    was actually getting irate. thought one of the guys had hidden them. apparently, THEY KNEW the keys were in the pocket and said nothing. they just wanted to see how long the whole process would take!!

    color metaphors ensued.... hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    thanks

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    Sun, 2008-01-27 02:36 — kaperisk
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    kebam;18402 wrote:
    I was at work and we ran over a guy (I work for the railroad). I saw part of his upper torso and stepped around it but it was dark and while I was looking at that I tripped over one of his legs. Splat, landed right on top of the other one.

    Boy was my face red for more than one reason.

    jesus ok well killing a guy i guess you got me. but i did destroy a brand new caddilac by running into it with a fork lift. there was a 70 year old man sitting in the driver seat too, i mean WTF was he thinking parking on the side of a busy road in NYC? he was so pissed i thought he was gonna croak right there.

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