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Sun, 2008-06-22 22:45 — Gumby
One of my favorite performers ever. RIP
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Yeah... I love stand-up comedy, and he was one of the best ever. I'm glad that he left us with such a large library of material, so we can enjoy his act for years to come.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
what an amazing character.
All time funny motherfucker. Funny and intelligent ... I bet he had no problem attracting the ladies even though he was also ugly as hell!