During Saturday night's Pay-Per-View event UFC 57 at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas, Nevada, the camera panned over Paris Hilton and - yes, you guessed it - her right titty popped out. Below you can see some blurry photos of a TV screen to prove it. You may also notice that Ken Shamrock is only sitting two seats to her right. Gathering up all the evidence, I think it's safe to say that Paris Hilton is, in fact, a cartoon character. It's the only scientifc explanation for her life. That, or just an extreme case of "being a super whore." In either case, I have no complaints.
